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“Take calcium.”

Choke by Chuck Palahniuk

 ”honest person and she would have told him to his face that she thought he was a jerk who knew how to fuck well and that was it.”

Black Coffee Blues/124 words by Henry Rollins 

“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them” The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin.

Sounds kind of kinky if you ask me.

“You remain in my path.”
Illyria- Haunted

Uhh… I don’t really know what to think…

“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after.” - The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Fuck. This means I’m never getting laid, doesn’t it?

During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.” - The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkein 

Oh. Okay then.

“They held that salvation came through faith alone, not good works, and urged believers to seek a direct, personal relationship with God.”

“A man carries ten wands awkwardly through the night.”

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The upper right, 9,9, indicates high concern for both people and production- a “we’re all in this together,” common-stake approach of mutual respect and trust. 

I probably should not describe my sex life using my Administration for Criminal Justice Professionals textbook. 

“Nearly killed his kid.”

Oh god. Ummm. WHY?! (Stillwatch by Mary Higgins Clark. Man, the shit I have laying around my house.)

(Source: loveclaire)